Saturday, 25 October 2014

Chinese food is better in England

I realise I'm coming across as a grumpy bastard at this point but the tour of Hong Kong was average and the meal was shite.

We got a coach tour yesterday (Saturday) - first to a pretty amazing viewpoint, then to Aberdeen harbour for a shite £5 boat ride and then to some beach where the highlight was getting an icecream and a selfie selfie (obviously). Got loads of classic tourist wanker photos and learnt some stuff like Hong Kong means fragrant harbour in English #olisfunfacts but 3 hours coach driving for 1 hours worth of stuff was a ball ache.

Meal was a joke - everything they gave us had fucking bones in it. I've ranted about it enough to this lot but in short don't bother coming for the food - I've had better takeaways in the UK.

Night out was big! Cracked out 'drink while you think', got smashed, took bare selfie selfies, kept hi-fiving Chinese people, climbed on a bar etc etc but pissed off most of Hong Kong. Somehow got away underpaying a taxi driver - he let us off coz we were just asking him deeply personal questions and he had had enough haha 

Viewpoint

Viewpoint selfie selfie

HK at night

HK at night selfie selfie

Night out selfie selfie

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